Baked Bean Fan Mugs

'More bubbles!'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Desert Island BBQ

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Hamlet

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

"I'm a monster."

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

'I'll take the S. O. S. breakfast special...hold the shingle.'

'My wife's idea of the four basic food groups is canned, frozen, freeze-dried and carry-out.'

'Well, Tom, your blood sugar is way too high!'

Ducks on Trucks

Tightrope Walker Over-Balances.

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

'Yum Yum Bakery - a subsidiary of Slim-Down Weight Loss Centres.'

'Well, if you won't take us to the circus - Can we have a barbeque?'

"Banana who?"

'You spent all day mashing a can of a hundred baked beans and drawing a little man on them to look like pennies?'

A Female and Male Banana going for a Skinny-dip into the ocean.

Birds sitting in high wire walker's way...

"A banana daiquiri. And hold the daiquiri."

Her co-worker was a banana

"How's the self defense classes going?"

'Either currents have wings or there's a fly in this bun!'