Bean Connoisseur Gifts

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'That's our manual back up.'

Biofuel

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"Regular service or affected?"

Dog Walker

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

'Malty tasking.'

Cereal Tasting.

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

Shaved Ice

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

"Can you keep a secret?"

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

The bigger they are, the harder they fall, but then the turbulence gets you!

Chick Lit and Boy Lit.

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."