Bean Believer Gifts

The Fountain of Espresso

'What's a good diet for athletes?'

"It IS awful, but it woke you up, didn't it?"

'I couldn't get the beans out of the toaster.'

'Whoa...on second thought, just give me the large.'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Ghost School.

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

Where Jelly Beans Come From....

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

Sermon on the Grounds...

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

"And that is why GMO's are bad."

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

The vow of silence. Some days it was really hard to keep.

"There's men for you: here today, gone today!"

'Honey, I'm home!'

Middle Distance Runners

"They're magic beans, mum. They don't give you gas."

Before the Salivating Dogs

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

'The End Justifies The Beans.

"Ahhh, the sweet smell of success!"