Bean Believer Pillows

The Fountain of Espresso

'What's a good diet for athletes?'

"It IS awful, but it woke you up, didn't it?"

'I couldn't get the beans out of the toaster.'

'Whoa...on second thought, just give me the large.'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Ghost School.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

"And that is why GMO's are bad."

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

The vow of silence. Some days it was really hard to keep.

"There's men for you: here today, gone today!"

'Honey, I'm home!'

Middle Distance Runners

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

Before the Salivating Dogs

"They're magic beans, mum. They don't give you gas."

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."

"Ahhh, the sweet smell of success!"

"I met my husband at the Bean Lovers Convention and we've been shooting the breeze ever since!"

'Genetically modified baked beans...well they look and taste the same to me!'

'No, don't tell me. . . open the beans.'

After having had beans at the last motorway cafe...The lorry driver hadn't realized gasses had built up in his cab.