Magic Bean Believers Pillows

'I faced my first reality check today. My mom kissed my boo boo but it didn't get better.'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

The Origami Society...

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

'Your future looks charming.'

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

Sermon on the Grounds...

Fairy Vet

"Tales of the unicorns"

"Holy water, holy water...."

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

"Yeah, but good luck getting it peer-reviewed."

'Fish and bread? That's it? Seriously?'

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

Monster fixing boy's car bed.

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

"Your recovery has defied all known science...so let's just keep this between ourselves!"

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

"I think it's time you ditched the phoney crown and admitted to yourself that princess or no princess, you'll always be a frog."

'It's a medical miracle. According to your notes you should have been dead years ago!'

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

Miracles on 34th Street.