Magic Bean Believer Pillows

'Look - the giant is dead! You got your cow back! Stop worrying about the loss of the bean crop!'

'Smart move Jack! Any suggestions on how we harvest the beans?'

"They're magic beans, mum. They don't give you gas."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

The Origami Society...

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

'Your future looks charming.'

Fairy Vet

'Some think we economic forecasters speak a lot of Mumbo Jumbo'

"Holy water, holy water...."

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

"Tales of the unicorns"

'Fish and bread? That's it? Seriously?'

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

Monster fixing boy's car bed.

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

"There's men for you: here today, gone today!"

'It's a medical miracle. According to your notes you should have been dead years ago!'

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

"Your recovery has defied all known science...so let's just keep this between ourselves!"

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

"I think it's time you ditched the phoney crown and admitted to yourself that princess or no princess, you'll always be a frog."

Miracles on 34th Street.

'You had a good idea in our staff meeting yesterday. So, the church sent someone over to witness the miracle.'