Bean Worshipper Pillows

Sermon on the Grounds...

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

Sunbathers.

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Sunbathing in the park

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

Energy saving mode

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

"Brave explorers of the world"

"I'll take your request for an office with a sunny spot into consideration."

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

'Trucker's tan?'

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

You are my sunshine...

Revenge had come.

Resusci Annie takes a well-earned vacation.

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."