Telly Worshipper Pillows

Worshiping the TV.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Church for sports worshipers.

Marilyn's Rushmore

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

Pyramid catflap...

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

"And the Lord he sayeth 'doest thou thinkest I knoweth not who sniggereth at the back there?'"

Jennifer Aniston

"We're testing a new virtual reality praise & worship system for the satellite campus."

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

'Remember you are dust bunny and to dust bunny you shall return.'

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

Pastor wearing sunglasses against the hymns.

TV and man

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

'Did you know that your birthmark links to a cult group that worships cats?'

"Sorry, but the Wi-Fi password is for tithing church members only."

Church Sign Asks If You Are Prepared for Digital Conversion.

'Surely you could have missed one episode of Eastenders !!'

"We had 17 first time viewers on the live stream sermon today." (pastor talking to his wife)

"Finished feeding the 5000. What do you want to do with the left over fish?"

'It's been a mad house ever since the image of Elvis was seen on the wall after I primed it.'

Surgeons high-five spectators as they enter emergency room.

"If God wanted me to go to church he wouldn't have put football on Sundays."

'A group of Jennifer Lopez's fans want us to make her a saint!' 'Really? A halo of J-Lo?'

'Mom! Can my role model stay for dinner? He's suspended for three games and has nowhere to go.'

"Let us bow our heads, turn off our cell phones, and pray."

Yonder: Roll Call Every 15 Min.

"Snowman 1 to snowman 3... UPS delivery complete... FedEx approaching fast... Amazon not in sight... Over!"