Celebrity Worshiper Pillows

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Pyramid catflap...

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

Applause

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

"And the Lord he sayeth 'doest thou thinkest I knoweth not who sniggereth at the back there?'"

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

"We're testing a new virtual reality praise & worship system for the satellite campus."

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

Pastor wearing sunglasses against the hymns.

TV and man

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

Church Sign Asks If You Are Prepared for Digital Conversion.

'Did you know that your birthmark links to a cult group that worships cats?'

"Sorry, but the Wi-Fi password is for tithing church members only."

Worshiping the TV.

"Finished feeding the 5000. What do you want to do with the left over fish?"

"If God wanted me to go to church he wouldn't have put football on Sundays."

'As a professional discount, I require you to say only two hail Marys.'

"Let us bow our heads, turn off our cell phones, and pray."

'Mom! Can my role model stay for dinner? He's suspended for three games and has nowhere to go.'

"My cat is like your god. Except people don't kill in her name. You don't need to wait until you die to meet her. And she's real."

Cat is Ruler of the House.

Erda