Telly Devotee Pillows

'Surely you could have missed one episode of Eastenders !!'

'Einsteiners.'

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'There's nothing on.'

TV-Man

'I'm even starting to watch Lifetime.'

Make your resolutions achievable.

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

Solar Panel

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

Binge Watch

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

God with Earth Controller

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

Love is when you watch television together.

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

Remote control wars.

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

Young Houdini

'Come die with me.'

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

Unable to get going each day without her dose of Katie Couric, Lois shifted her schedule to be in sync with the star's new evening news job.

'Nothing's happened today-read it dead slowly.'

Sick person curled up at home

'Well, I finally made the switch from cable to satellite.'

"Nothing like the History Channel to get you to appreciate these peaceful times we're enjoying."