Tv Drama Devotee Pillows

"You've been watching too many of those CSI shows."

"You can't video the football. I'm taping Coronation Street on the other side."

Runaway Bride.

'They cancelled my soaps so that he can give a speech? I hope he doesn't think I'll vote for him.'

"Benedict will learn that Shana is his daughter. Mike will resign from the police force because of his involvement with Carla. Jim will share a kiss with Nora after accusing Hope of having a fling with Nate to spite Derek. Philip and his sidekick Addis

True Crime 'n Fritos

"Has 'Lifetime' taught us nothing?"

Martin Clunes

'...And tune in at eleven tonight for a special report on whatever happens next!'

'Randy! I heard you was kissin' Sally Jo in the silo and now you is plannin' to take her to the Hoedown!

"There's nothing wrong with me, we're just making another TV hospital drama."

Telly Savalas

"Oh, so NOW you switch the captions off!"

David Duchovny

Modern Major General

Mikado

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

Henrik Ibsen,

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

Shakespeare Street

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

Starvation Watching

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

"Agenda item 14 C, does anyone have any idea what happened in Game of Thrones?"

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

Expanded Limited Investigation

'I'll give it back to you in a second hon, I just want to get this broccoli out of my teeth.'

Moliere

Mr. Merdle becomes a borrower

Henrik Ibsen