Daytime Drama Devotee Pillows

'This is my window on the world - I'll start your dinner when the adverts come on!'

"Mom can't talk now. She's watching her soap."

Modern Major General

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

Mikado

'I'm even starting to watch Lifetime.'

Henrik Ibsen,

Shakespeare Street

The token incompetent: "Hey - don't ask me."

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

"Dad, will you play judge and tell me if Raymond or Joey is the father of my baby doll?"

Henrik Ibsen

Moliere

Mr. Merdle becomes a borrower

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

"You've got to move. The bed is needed for another TV drama."

"What did I think about the play? About an hour too long!"

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

Noir kitty.

Captain