Drama Devotee Pillows

"It's the old story. I was in the middle of successful acting career when I was bitten by the accounting bug."

Videos You've Forgotten You've Seen Already

"Page 33, line 4..."

'Listen, I know that nose was what made me famous, but it also led to me being typecast. I'm hoping this change helps me get more diverse roles.'

"In a minor role, but giving a highly charged performance. . ."

At Astley's

'These soaps always kill off people to improve ratings!' 'Hey! Why don't they kill of the writers?'

Henrik Ibsen

Christopher Fry.

'Not another war film.'

The successless pantomime becomes a successless criminal

Moliere

Alberich - Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

Mr. Merdle becomes a borrower

Modern Major General

Pamina loves Tamino

"The Squire theater is just two blocks down, right on the corner. the show thee, 'Whispers of Danger' is a standard mystery, with a lackluster second act. Mis Laporte, however, gives the most lyrical and sensitive performance of her career."

"Thank goodness you're here, officers... Quick, change the channel. I'm missing my favorite soap opera!"

"This is. . . brilliant! Robert, you're my best student!!"

"Remember, you're a 17-year old fashion model. Now go out and act like you've never acted before."

Anton Chekhov

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

'We can't go on meeting like this. I'm missing all my soaps.'

Ronald Mavor.

"Could someone please get a plaque made? A famous actor has just died in our theatre."

Learjet

"Well, as long as it was just a re-enactment."

Captain

Alas poor Yorrick

"I had no choice...The idiot was trying to tell me spoilers about the season finale of my favourite soap opera."

Ingmar Bergman's Ill-Fated Encounter with Hollywood.

John Dryden

"No, no, no! I'm sure such over-acting wowed them at the Nebraska Hamburger Theatre, but you're in the big leagues now, Bob."

"What did I think about the play? About an hour too long!"

Shakespeare Street