Drama Devotee Pillows

"It's the old story. I was in the middle of successful acting career when I was bitten by the accounting bug."

Videos You've Forgotten You've Seen Already

"Page 33, line 4..."

'Listen, I know that nose was what made me famous, but it also led to me being typecast. I'm hoping this change helps me get more diverse roles.'

At Astley's

"In a minor role, but giving a highly charged performance. . ."

Henrik Ibsen

Modern Major General

'These soaps always kill off people to improve ratings!' 'Hey! Why don't they kill of the writers?'

Mr. Merdle becomes a borrower

Alberich - Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

'I still miss the Sopranos.', 'Yes, but the Clintons are back!'

Tennessee Williams

Moliere

The successless pantomime becomes a successless criminal

'Not another war film.'

Christopher Fry.

Madam Butterfly final scene

"The Squire theater is just two blocks down, right on the corner. the show thee, 'Whispers of Danger' is a standard mystery, with a lackluster second act. Mis Laporte, however, gives the most lyrical and sensitive performance of her career."

"Hail fellow! I prithee, a moment of your time ..."

"Thank goodness you're here, officers... Quick, change the channel. I'm missing my favorite soap opera!"

"This is. . . brilliant! Robert, you're my best student!!"

"Remember, you're a 17-year old fashion model. Now go out and act like you've never acted before."

Anton Chekhov

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

Julianne Moore,

Pamina loves Tamino

Eugene Ionesco.

'We can't go on meeting like this. I'm missing all my soaps.'

Ronald Mavor.

"Could someone please get a plaque made? A famous actor has just died in our theatre."

Learjet

"A Doctor? Here's a doctor ! And he's a damn'd fine one at that!!!"

"Well, as long as it was just a re-enactment."

Dame Maggie Smith