Dating Drama Devotee Pillows

'By the way - are you still dating that guy Steve?'

"You owe me five bucks."

Modern Major General

"I can't believe he brought her."

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

Mikado

Henrik Ibsen,

Shakespeare Street

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

Mr. Merdle becomes a borrower

Henrik Ibsen

Moliere

'This isn't the kind of animal magnetism I like in a man, Frank.'

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

Love Bites: The Dating Game - "No, he loves me more!"

"What did I think about the play? About an hour too long!"

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

Fan club

"Remember, you're a 17-year old fashion model. Now go out and act like you've never acted before."

"Hey! Green eyes!"

Captain

Man in office says to colleagues: "Yes, I am back from my trip to the States ? No, I did not watch Lost while I was there."

TV moments we never see, 'Branded'

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