Dating Drama Devotee Pillows

'By the way - are you still dating that guy Steve?'

"You owe me five bucks."

Modern Major General

"I can't believe he brought her."

Mikado

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

Henrik Ibsen,

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

Shakespeare Street

Starvation Watching

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

Henrik Ibsen

Moliere

Mr. Merdle becomes a borrower

Gore Vidal

'This isn't the kind of animal magnetism I like in a man, Frank.'

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

Love Bites: The Dating Game - "No, he loves me more!"

Bertolt Brecht

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

"What did I think about the play? About an hour too long!"

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

Julianne Moore,

Man in office says to colleagues: "Yes, I am back from my trip to the States ? No, I did not watch Lost while I was there."

"A Doctor? Here's a doctor ! And he's a damn'd fine one at that!!!"

Fan club

Captain

"Remember, you're a 17-year old fashion model. Now go out and act like you've never acted before."

TV moments we never see, 'Branded'

"Hey! Green eyes!"