Drama Club Devotee Pillows

Look! They posted the play tryouts! Uh-oh. Slight problem. There are nine parts for boys. And two for girls.

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

Modern Major General

Mikado

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Henrik Ibsen,

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

Shakespeare Street

Three Ladies

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

Starvation Watching

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Mu-ther!! Pu-lease! I already have cleaned my room. I vant to be left alone! So when are the drama club auditions? Everyday.

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

What a lousy season - there hasn't been a good comedy in months.

Mr. Merdle becomes a borrower

Moliere

Henrik Ibsen

Bertolt Brecht

"What did I think about the play? About an hour too long!"

"Take it from the beginning. Act One. 'Gypsy.' 'May We Entertain You?' And this time, Mrs. Ritterhouse, without the Baby June split."

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

Gore Vidal

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

Carmen

"They're texting it in."

"There's nothing like a dame!"

TV moments we never see, 'Branded'

"A Doctor? Here's a doctor ! And he's a damn'd fine one at that!!!"