Drama Club Member Pillows

"You don't have to do the quotes every time, Brian—we know you're not Shakespeare."

Actors' dispute.

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'They all want to play the star.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

'Hamlet'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Trump! The Musical

Theatre Masks and Butts

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

Loan Alley

Falstaff

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Mikado

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

Lord George brings news of the debate

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'