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Mikado

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Henrik Ibsen,

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

Three Ladies

Shakespeare Street

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

What a lousy season - there hasn't been a good comedy in months.

Moliere

Mr. Merdle becomes a borrower

Henrik Ibsen

"Take it from the beginning. Act One. 'Gypsy.' 'May We Entertain You?' And this time, Mrs. Ritterhouse, without the Baby June split."

"They're texting it in."

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

"What did I think about the play? About an hour too long!"

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

Carmen

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

"There's nothing like a dame!"

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