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Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

'They all want to play the star.'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

Falstaff

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

A little bird told me...

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Reginald Bunthorne

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."