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Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

'They all want to play the star.'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

University Soapflakes

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Cut!

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Falstaff

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

A little bird told me...

Reginald Bunthorne

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"