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"She died doing what she loved."

"How many times are young going to playback that last episode of 'Friends'?"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

Modern Major General

Theatre Crowd

Thomas Hardy

Shakespeare Street

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

Two Daleks fighting

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

Moliere

Henrik Ibsen

Mr. Merdle becomes a borrower

'I still say these shots need more action.'

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

"What did I think about the play? About an hour too long!"

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"What do you mean you watched ahead?"

One book... One book... One book...

"Ok, don't move. I want to capture the drama and intrigue of your life."

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