Tv Doctor Drama Devotee Pillows

Modern Major General

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

Shakespeare Street

Jester Surgeon

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

"If you're such a great Doctor, how come you're not on Chicargo hope or ER?"

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"Looks like you've been renewed fro one more season."

"I just can't get over how well you look!"

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

Two Daleks fighting

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

'Is it urgent?'

'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'

Mr. Merdle becomes a borrower

Moliere

I don't care what happened on ER. This doctor patient relationship is not going to descend into unbridled passion.

Henrik Ibsen

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

'Say, please.'

Watching telly

Love Tap

"What did I think about the play? About an hour too long!"

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

"What do you mean you watched ahead?"

'Brain surgery, right?'