Tv Doctor Drama Devotee Gifts

'I'll give it back to you in a second hon, I just want to get this broccoli out of my teeth.'

Modern Major General

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

Shakespeare Street

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

Jester Surgeon

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

"If you're such a great Doctor, how come you're not on Chicargo hope or ER?"

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

Starvation Watching

"I just can't get over how well you look!"

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"Looks like you've been renewed fro one more season."

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

Two Daleks fighting

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

'Is it urgent?'

'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'

Mr. Merdle becomes a borrower

I don't care what happened on ER. This doctor patient relationship is not going to descend into unbridled passion.

Moliere

Henrik Ibsen

Love Tap

Watching telly

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

"What did I think about the play? About an hour too long!"

Bertolt Brecht

"What do you mean you watched ahead?"

'Say, please.'