Doctor Dramas Gifts

'Hot! Hot!'

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

Jester Surgeon

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

Kids Playing Doctor.

"If you're such a great Doctor, how come you're not on Chicargo hope or ER?"

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"Looks like you've been renewed fro one more season."

"I just can't get over how well you look!"

"Let's play make-believe. I'll diagnose you with a life-threatening illness, then cure you with a wonder-drug that turns out to be a placebo."

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

'Is it urgent?'

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'I'll give it back to you in a second hon, I just want to get this broccoli out of my teeth.'

I don't care what happened on ER. This doctor patient relationship is not going to descend into unbridled passion.

'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'

'Say, please.'

"Bobby Linderman - now, there's a doctor."

'Brain surgery, right?'

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

Love Tap

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"