Doctor Dramas Gifts

'Hot! Hot!'

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

Jester Surgeon

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

"If you're such a great Doctor, how come you're not on Chicargo hope or ER?"

Kids Playing Doctor.

"Let's play make-believe. I'll diagnose you with a life-threatening illness, then cure you with a wonder-drug that turns out to be a placebo."

"I just can't get over how well you look!"

"Looks like you've been renewed fro one more season."

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

'Is it urgent?'

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

I don't care what happened on ER. This doctor patient relationship is not going to descend into unbridled passion.

'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

Annexe 8

"Bobby Linderman - now, there's a doctor."

'Brain surgery, right?'

Love Tap

'Say, please.'

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'