Doctor-drama Lover Gifts

Annexe 8

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

Cut!

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

A little bird told me...

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Jester Surgeon

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

The Unhappy King

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

The wine-shop

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"If you're such a great Doctor, how come you're not on Chicargo hope or ER?"

Proposal

"It wasn't a farming accident. She just bit my head off again."

Oedipus

I Pagliacci

Speech

"I just can't get over how well you look!"

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

"Well if it doesn't matter who's right and who's wrong, why don't I be right and you be wrong?"

'Want to make some big money, William? A publisher wants you to write a page-turner.'