Doctor-depiction Lovers Gifts

"These doctors may have a point, but I can't make out what it is."

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

Jester Surgeon

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

"Looks like you've been renewed fro one more season."

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"I expect a speedy recovery,"

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

'Just another couple of pages.'

'Is it urgent?'

'I'll give it back to you in a second hon, I just want to get this broccoli out of my teeth.'

'I'm sending you to see another doctor, he's a specialist in hyperchondria.'

'Say, please.'

Love Tap

Annexe 8

'Why do you people always wait a week or two before seeking medical help?

When he got the wrong medication, no one would own up to it. They were real good at covering their own butts.

'First the good news - we've all got to go sometime...'

'The good news is that new medicine cleared up the spots, but...'

'Give Mr. Fogarty his testosterone injection, Nurse, and then run like the dickens!'

"I know we're supposed to get rid of 'superbugs', but ours is the only one that understands the IT systems!"

'Whoops! Get my lawyer on the phone!'

'Good to see you, Doc! I wonder if you could take a look at my left upper arm that hurts when I do this?'

'Damn it! I suppose this means another malpractice suit!'

'Oh, don't mind them, We're shooting a reality-based TV series,'

'Who was that masked man? I never got the chance to thank him!'

'Maintenance to the O.R....Maintenance to the O.R....'