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'I think I should tell you. I'm Fred, not Nellie.'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

Jester Surgeon

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"I expect a speedy recovery,"

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

Moo-Magrams Exams

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

'Is it urgent?'

'Just another couple of pages.'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

He said he loved her for her brain but was her appendix he was always taking out.

'Why do you people always wait a week or two before seeking medical help?

'Doctor Corazon, I'm in love with you. You make my right ventricle go pitter-patter.'

Love Tap

When he got the wrong medication, no one would own up to it. They were real good at covering their own butts.

It was only Monday...but Dr Davies knew that it was going to be a long...long week...

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

'The good news is that new medicine cleared up the spots, but...'

'Give Mr. Fogarty his testosterone injection, Nurse, and then run like the dickens!'

"I know we're supposed to get rid of 'superbugs', but ours is the only one that understands the IT systems!"

"You have natural causes.''

'...Do you have an appointment...?'

'I know you're falling for her, but be careful. Remember: Love is blinders.'