Medical Romantic Gifts

Surgeon gives nurse heart, saying, Will you be my valentine?

'Doctor Corazon, I'm in love with you. You make my right ventricle go pitter-patter.'

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

Right click for yes...

"I gotta be me!"

"Mr. Right!"

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Periodic table for two. Chez LMN't

Big Data Tonight

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

'After sex he checks his cell phone messages.'

Jester Surgeon

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

Technology and Love

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Updated fairy tales - "Cinderella." Dating Service. It's not often we get a client looking for a specific shoe size.

Spooning

'Your website or mine?'

"I expect a speedy recovery,"

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

Moo-Magrams Exams

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

'Throw in your iPad and you've got a deal.'

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"I'd love to spend more time with you, Jason, but you're not on my fall schedule."

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."