Medical Romantic Prints

Surgeon gives nurse heart, saying, Will you be my valentine?

'Doctor Corazon, I'm in love with you. You make my right ventricle go pitter-patter.'

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

Right click for yes...

"I gotta be me!"

"Mr. Right!"

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

Big Data Tonight

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

'After sex he checks his cell phone messages.'

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Jester Surgeon

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

Technology and Love

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Your website or mine?'

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

Spooning

"I expect a speedy recovery,"

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"I'd love to spend more time with you, Jason, but you're not on my fall schedule."

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

"I was surprised myself, but living apart, seeing other people, and having virtually nothing to do with each other actually has made our marriage stronger."

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."