Engineering Romantic Gifts

"And I say they're girl bolts, cause guy bolts usually have two nuts."

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

Online Dating

Big Data Tonight

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

'What I appreciate even more than its remarkable speed and accuracy are the words of understanding and compassion I get from it.'

'Doctor Corazon, I'm in love with you. You make my right ventricle go pitter-patter.'

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

'That must be my computer date.'

Carbon Dating.

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

'Do you promise to brush up on such matters as the Large Hadron Collider?'

Using a social media app to date

Brenda second-guesses her decision to date a wi-fi hotspot.

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

Surgeon gives nurse heart, saying, Will you be my valentine?

"Not on my watch..."

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

'Is the magic gone? We no longer text each other while in the same room anymore.'

Two video cameras fall in love at first sight.

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

"It was quite evident Ned had fallen in love with technology."

Computer dating.

Blind data.

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

Computer Chips from outer space fall for a pc.

Love letter via email.