Robotic Romantic Gifts

Ju'To be honest, I like 'em with a little junk in the trunk...'

'But remember - just because I said you were wrong doesn't mean I don't love you.'

'Sorry -- I never interface on the first date.'

'OK, I'll use the anti-virus.'

"Robots these days really can do anything."

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

Robocop and Juliet.

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Big Data Tonight

Online Dating

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

Romance is more difficult for robots than it is for people. Sure, we can check for compatibility by comparing operating systems but until battery technology improves, all our relationships will be on-again, off-again. Worst of all, we can't handle passion. When the sparks are flying a romance blowup will follow.

'What I appreciate even more than its remarkable speed and accuracy are the words of understanding and compassion I get from it.'

'That must be my computer date.'

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

Using a social media app to date

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

Brenda second-guesses her decision to date a wi-fi hotspot.

"Not on my watch..."

"It was quite evident Ned had fallen in love with technology."

'Come back, dear! -- I can explain!'

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

Jet Pack

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

Two video cameras fall in love at first sight.

'Is the magic gone? We no longer text each other while in the same room anymore.'

Blind data.

Computer Chips from outer space fall for a pc.

Adventurer Arthur Beale attempts to replace the 'shuttle'.

Love letter via email.

No, my date didn't go well. I was saying a I had an electrical short circuit when I told you sparks were flying.

Looking For Love.

Artificial Love