Robot Romance Aficionado Gifts

Robocop and Juliet.

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

'Take me to your computer.'

"You're hired!"

Robotic nurse in a future hospital.

Artificial hearts.

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

AI

"Howdy folks. My name is Mary-Lou and I'll be your server tonight."

'What do you mean, you want a coffee break?!'

'What I appreciate even more than its remarkable speed and accuracy are the words of understanding and compassion I get from it.'

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"If you ask me, this guys is way too intelligent!"

"Nice work! Combining artificial intelligence and voice capabilities, we finally we have a product that can actually sell itself."

Robot on the side of a street begging with a sign that says "Outdated, help."

Cybernetics Research Lab.

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

'I had the heaters installed since you complained about my cold hands last time.'

"He's a rouge! They lost his access codes!"

"We need to complain to Earth's tech leaders about going wireless."

"Oh, I never forget a face. Never."

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

"Intel inside."

'It's not you I can't stand, Walter - It's your software.'

"If only we had extension cords, we could comfort each other."

Bot Art: After Norman Rockwell

'I could be wrong, but I think Frank brought in a ringer.'

"It was quite evident Ned had fallen in love with technology."

'This? It's carry-on luggage in that it carries ME on and I can fit in the overhead bin.'

'Come back, dear! -- I can explain!'