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Robocop and Juliet.

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

'Take me to your computer.'

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

"You're hired!"

Robotic nurse in a future hospital.

Artificial hearts.

'What do you mean, you want a coffee break?!'

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

"Howdy folks. My name is Mary-Lou and I'll be your server tonight."

AI

'What I appreciate even more than its remarkable speed and accuracy are the words of understanding and compassion I get from it.'

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"If you ask me, this guys is way too intelligent!"

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

"Nice work! Combining artificial intelligence and voice capabilities, we finally we have a product that can actually sell itself."

Cybernetics Research Lab.

Robot on the side of a street begging with a sign that says "Outdated, help."

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

'I had the heaters installed since you complained about my cold hands last time.'

"He's a rouge! They lost his access codes!"

"Oh, I never forget a face. Never."

"Intel inside."

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

"We need to complain to Earth's tech leaders about going wireless."

I'm not saying he's dumb, but talking to him is like talking to a firewall.

'It's not you I can't stand, Walter - It's your software.'

'I could be wrong, but I think Frank brought in a ringer.'

Bot Art: After Norman Rockwell

Robotics, Inc. The project developing us has been canceled. We were designed and programmed to have a conscience, and now they want a robt that mimics human traits.

"If only we had extension cords, we could comfort each other."

"It was quite evident Ned had fallen in love with technology."

'Come back, dear! -- I can explain!'