Robot Romance T-Shirts

"....And when we retire at night, she suddenly develops a critical head dysfunction!"

Robocop and Juliet.

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Big Data Tonight

Online Dating

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

Artificial hearts.

'What do you mean, you want a coffee break?!'

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

"Howdy folks. My name is Mary-Lou and I'll be your server tonight."

'What I appreciate even more than its remarkable speed and accuracy are the words of understanding and compassion I get from it.'

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

'That must be my computer date.'

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

Robot on the side of a street begging with a sign that says "Outdated, help."

'I had the heaters installed since you complained about my cold hands last time.'

"Oh, I never forget a face. Never."

"We need to complain to Earth's tech leaders about going wireless."

Using a social media app to date

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

Brenda second-guesses her decision to date a wi-fi hotspot.

"Intel inside."

Jet Pack

'Is the magic gone? We no longer text each other while in the same room anymore.'

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

'I could be wrong, but I think Frank brought in a ringer.'

Two video cameras fall in love at first sight.

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

"It was quite evident Ned had fallen in love with technology."