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"I'll never forget you, Steve - unless somebody wipes my memory, of course."

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"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"My preferred pronoun is they."

Robocop and Juliet.

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

Chef copy robot

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

Robot walking pet robot

"You're hired!"

See? Whenever he's mad at me, he turns off his Touch ID sensor.

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

'I don't know -- maybe an evil robot from the future IS the kind of President we need.'

'Take me to your computer.'

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

"Good question: When can you see your families?"

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

Robotic nurse in a future hospital.

Artificial hearts.

ROBOT EMPLOYMENT AGENCY, 'We don't have much on hand right now --how'd you like to be a Pez dispenser?'

Romance is more difficult for robots than it is for people. Sure, we can check for compatibility by comparing operating systems but until battery technology improves, all our relationships will be on-again, off-again. Worst of all, we can't handle passion. When the sparks are flying a romance blowup will follow.

AI

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

"Howdy folks. My name is Mary-Lou and I'll be your server tonight."

'What do you mean, you want a coffee break?!'