Romantic Roboticist Gifts

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Robocop and Juliet.

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

'Take me to your computer.'

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

"You're hired!"

Robotic nurse in a future hospital.

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

Artificial hearts.

AI

"I've decided to uninstall your personality and upload mine."

'What do you mean, you want a coffee break?!'

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

"Howdy folks. My name is Mary-Lou and I'll be your server tonight."

'What I appreciate even more than its remarkable speed and accuracy are the words of understanding and compassion I get from it.'

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

"If you ask me, this guys is way too intelligent!"

"Nice work! Combining artificial intelligence and voice capabilities, we finally we have a product that can actually sell itself."

Robot on the side of a street begging with a sign that says "Outdated, help."

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

'I had the heaters installed since you complained about my cold hands last time.'

"Intel inside."

"Oh, I never forget a face. Never."

"He's a rouge! They lost his access codes!"

"We need to complain to Earth's tech leaders about going wireless."

Using a social media app to date

"Thanks for walking me home."

Frustrated Dad's and Toy Construction.

'It's not you I can't stand, Walter - It's your software.'

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

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