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"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"My preferred pronoun is they."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

Robocop and Juliet.

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"Of course I failed you — your essay was original and unique and obviously written by a human."

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"He's my school project for science class."

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

Chef copy robot

Robot walking pet robot

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

"You're hired!"

'Keep in mind, some assembly is required.'

'I don't know -- maybe an evil robot from the future IS the kind of President we need.'

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

"Good question: When can you see your families?"

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

"Before automation how did humans endure work?"

'Take me to your computer.'

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.