Robot Romance Seeker Gifts

Artificial Love

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

Robocop and Juliet.

Sitting in a tree

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Baker Romance

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"Why so grim, handsome?"

'Marriage? With all your pre-existing conditions Reggie, my HMO would never approve of you'

'Are you sure you know what you're doing?'

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

Cupid and parachutists.

"Wow! Check out the moon."

How oysters get engaged.

Funnel of Love.

'What I appreciate even more than its remarkable speed and accuracy are the words of understanding and compassion I get from it.'

"I've finally found my soulmate."

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

Perfect Match

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

Romance

"Get lost. I'm reading a book!"

'Just you and me babe! It is so romantic!'

'...Hmm...just like the real thing.'

'Boy you light my fire!'