Robot Romance Seeker Pillows

Artificial Love

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

Sitting in a tree

Robocop and Juliet.

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Baker Romance

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"Why so grim, handsome?"

'Marriage? With all your pre-existing conditions Reggie, my HMO would never approve of you'

Cupid and parachutists.

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

How oysters get engaged.

"Wow! Check out the moon."

'What I appreciate even more than its remarkable speed and accuracy are the words of understanding and compassion I get from it.'

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

"I've finally found my soulmate."

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

Perfect Match

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

Romance

'...Hmm...just like the real thing.'

'Boy you light my fire!'

"Get lost. I'm reading a book!"

Computer Romance

I should have known the romance was gone from our relationship when...