Robot Companion Seeker Pillows

"So you're mad at me...and you're happy to see me. This is one funky relationship."

Cling-On Dog

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

Take You Home

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

Best Pals

Fisherman and cats

"Sir, one of the floor models is turning off customers, and I think it's doing it on purpose."

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

Old man

Emotional Support Dog

Assisted Living.

"Better hurry it up on that 'Eve' project. Adam's been giving the eye to an orangutan."

'Hey, I could help you with your homework, don't eat much, plus you never have to walk me. What do you say?'

'Can't you just hand me a plastic worm?!'

'And to think that only yesterday I was a lonely scientist and you were a failed experiment!'

A dog is for life, not just for Covid.

"I'm telling ya, muggles... when it comes to emotional-support pets... you're numero uno!"

Dog admiring hot dog