Robot Companion Seeker Mugs

"So you're mad at me...and you're happy to see me. This is one funky relationship."

Cling-On Dog

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"Any chance of upping the affection quota, given the current situation?"

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

"Oh yoo hoo, NASA, guess who found another rock! NASA? Baby, you there?"

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"What I like most about you, Roberts, old boy, is that you don't talk back."

Take You Home

Canine Grammar. Getting a Master's. Shelter Adoptions. Getting masters.

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

"Sir, one of the floor models is turning off customers, and I think it's doing it on purpose."

Best Pals

Fisherman and cats

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

Old man

Emotional Support Dog

Assisted Living.

"Better hurry it up on that 'Eve' project. Adam's been giving the eye to an orangutan."

'Hey, I could help you with your homework, don't eat much, plus you never have to walk me. What do you say?'

'Can't you just hand me a plastic worm?!'

'And to think that only yesterday I was a lonely scientist and you were a failed experiment!'

A dog is for life, not just for Covid.

"I'm telling ya, muggles... when it comes to emotional-support pets... you're numero uno!"