Pet Companion Seeker Pillows

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

"Pick me!"

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Cling-On Dog

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."

'They used to call me 'Fluffy', but it's been 'Lucky' ever since I survived the spin cycle.'

Take You Home

"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

Best Pals

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

Some people like coming home to a dog. Carly preferred an 8 piece funk brass band.

Fisherman and cats

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

Old man

Assisted Living.

Emotional Support Dog

'Hey, I could help you with your homework, don't eat much, plus you never have to walk me. What do you say?'

"Good lord! Four of my dearest Facebook friends died last week!"

A British policeman looking for a black cat who is in the hedge behind him.

Dog on Cat.