Engineering Romantic Pillows

"And I say they're girl bolts, cause guy bolts usually have two nuts."

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Periodic table for two. Chez LMN't

Online Dating

Big Data Tonight

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

Romance is more difficult for robots than it is for people. Sure, we can check for compatibility by comparing operating systems but until battery technology improves, all our relationships will be on-again, off-again. Worst of all, we can't handle passion. When the sparks are flying a romance blowup will follow.

'What I appreciate even more than its remarkable speed and accuracy are the words of understanding and compassion I get from it.'

'That must be my computer date.'

'Doctor Corazon, I'm in love with you. You make my right ventricle go pitter-patter.'

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

Carbon Dating.

Using a social media app to date

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

Brenda second-guesses her decision to date a wi-fi hotspot.

'Do you promise to brush up on such matters as the Large Hadron Collider?'

Surgeon gives nurse heart, saying, Will you be my valentine?

"Not on my watch..."

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

Two video cameras fall in love at first sight.

"It was quite evident Ned had fallen in love with technology."

'Is the magic gone? We no longer text each other while in the same room anymore.'

Computer dating.

Blind data.

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

'Newly discovered binary love letter from Bill Gates to his high school sweetheart.'

Computer Chips from outer space fall for a pc.