Romantic Engineer Pillows

"Talk nerdy to me."

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

Carbon Dating.

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Big Data Tonight

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

Online Dating

Cosmonaut

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

"Now that was post-modern sex."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

Astronaut love

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

Intellectual Foreplay...

The Loving Couple

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

'What I appreciate even more than its remarkable speed and accuracy are the words of understanding and compassion I get from it.'

Happy Valentine's Day.

"The great thing about a science background is I can understand what you're experiencing in biochemical terms."

'That must be my computer date.'

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

Mate Mart

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

"Love's OK, but there's no money in it. For the right price, I could help people fall in love with your products."