Romantic Engineer Pillows

Happy Valentine's Day! My friend is looking for a valentine's day date. She asked me to build her ideal man. She wants him to be tall and smart so I made him with long legs and a big brain. He has great ears so he's a good listener, and an extra funny bone so he has a wonderful sense of humor. Most important, I was very careful when working on his chest. Her ideal man must have his heart in the right place. Will you be my valentine?

"Talk nerdy to me."

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

Carbon Dating.

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Cosmonaut

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Big Data Tonight

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

Online Dating

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

"Now that was post-modern sex."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

Astronaut love

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

Intellectual Foreplay...

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

The Loving Couple

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

I’d like to declare my interest. In what? Commitment. Two kids and a dog. Commitment to kids and a dog? And to going for long walks on the beach, to gazing up at the stars, to growing old together … What? I thought you were talking about two kids. That sounds like eight. And why would only tow grow old together? What about the other six? Are you saying they'll grow old at different rates? ... Or are you saying the other six will meet some untimely fate and not grow old at all? Then she asked if

Romance is more difficult for robots than it is for people. Sure, we can check for compatibility by comparing operating systems but until battery technology improves, all our relationships will be on-again, off-again. Worst of all, we can't handle passion. When the sparks are flying a romance blowup will follow.

Frank and Ernie's Relationship Advice. It's not enough to just accept that relationships are two-way streets ... You must also avoid taking side trips down alleys!

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

'What I appreciate even more than its remarkable speed and accuracy are the words of understanding and compassion I get from it.'

'That must be my computer date.'

Mate Mart

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

Happy Valentine's Day.

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

"The great thing about a science background is I can understand what you're experiencing in biochemical terms."