Romantic Innovator Pillows

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

Agatha tried desperately to spice up her marriage. 'And where, ma'am, would you like that tattoo?'

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

Mozart on a computer,

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

"Now that was post-modern sex."

Ginger Baker.

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

Romantic Glass Blower

Intellectual Foreplay...

"I compose using post it notes!"

Computer Music

"Now give me something intimate to say."

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

"Love's OK, but there's no money in it. For the right price, I could help people fall in love with your products."

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

'Oh, sow some interest! How many 8-year-olds can play the '1812' on a vacuum hose?'

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.

"My husband's a big eater. Do you have any edible bathrobes?"

Bakery - say it with flour.

Evolution of love

A Woman's Conquests.

'I think I see your problem. You didn't use the swear words listed in the assembly instructions.'

Air Pollution Agency - 'Tell them I have the solution to most of their problems.'

String Quartet Vending Machine

A violinist adds balloons and bells to her bow.

"Don't worry I removed the instructions."

John Logie Baird - The inventor of Teddy

TV Program Development Dept. Another "Star Trek" series? What happened to going where no one has gone before?

Ed's super-romantic but he's always a police detective. He calls our love 'consensual identity theft.'

"Rayna, will you be my girlfriend?"

Musician playing the piano on a computer.

Composer.