Romantic Innovator Pillows

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

Agatha tried desperately to spice up her marriage. 'And where, ma'am, would you like that tattoo?'

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

Mozart on a computer,

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

"Now that was post-modern sex."

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

Romantic Glass Blower

Intellectual Foreplay...

"I compose using post it notes!"

Computer Music

"Now give me something intimate to say."

"Love's OK, but there's no money in it. For the right price, I could help people fall in love with your products."

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

"My husband's a big eater. Do you have any edible bathrobes?"

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.

'Oh, sow some interest! How many 8-year-olds can play the '1812' on a vacuum hose?'

Bakery - say it with flour.

A Woman's Conquests.

'I think I see your problem. You didn't use the swear words listed in the assembly instructions.'

Air Pollution Agency - 'Tell them I have the solution to most of their problems.'

Ed's super-romantic but he's always a police detective. He calls our love 'consensual identity theft.'

John Logie Baird - The inventor of Teddy

"Rayna, will you be my girlfriend?"

String Quartet Vending Machine

"Don't worry I removed the instructions."

A violinist adds balloons and bells to her bow.

Musician playing the piano on a computer.

Composer.

A couple dressed as a bunch of grapes

Artist