Romance Innovator Pillows

'I sent out for everything.'

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

'I hate these cliche situations!'

"Now give me something intimate to say."

"Love's OK, but there's no money in it. For the right price, I could help people fall in love with your products."

A Woman's Conquests.

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

"My husband's a big eater. Do you have any edible bathrobes?"

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

Another Hot and Heavy Night of Explaining

'I won't rule out using sex as a weapon, but I do have a 'no first use' policy.'

We're incompatible. I'm a woman, he's a Pig.

"Rayna, will you be my girlfriend?"

"I just really wish things could go back to the way they were when we met last Sunday."

"How's this for a romantic moonlit interlude?"

"First, you will meet Mr. Hot. Next, you will meet Mr. Cool. Then you will meet Mr. Right."

'Efficiency,' he whispered.

Artist

A couple dressed as a bunch of grapes

'Democracy? I thought we were spreading love.'

Ducttape Man! I'll mend your broken heart!

"Flowers? That's so arrogant!"

"I can't play squash tonight, Ed. I promised Linda I'd put in a little Kama Sutra time with her before the opera."

Dentures and foot kissing

"It's our new living apart-together relationship."

'Sorry JD, there's been a takeover bid.'

"I overestimated the amount of fun you can have on a balcony."

'I can't say yes or no now, Steve, but Vince Johnson's option runs out next month.'