Romance Innovator Prints

After centuries of working with a bow and arrow, Cupid goes high-tech.

'I sent out for everything.'

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

'I hate these cliche situations!'

"Now give me something intimate to say."

"Love's OK, but there's no money in it. For the right price, I could help people fall in love with your products."

"My husband's a big eater. Do you have any edible bathrobes?"

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

A Woman's Conquests.

"How's this for a romantic moonlit interlude?"

"I just really wish things could go back to the way they were when we met last Sunday."

Another Hot and Heavy Night of Explaining

"First, you will meet Mr. Hot. Next, you will meet Mr. Cool. Then you will meet Mr. Right."

"Rayna, will you be my girlfriend?"

We're incompatible. I'm a woman, he's a Pig.

'I won't rule out using sex as a weapon, but I do have a 'no first use' policy.'

'Efficiency,' he whispered.

Our romance started over a chess match. I made the first move.

'Democracy? I thought we were spreading love.'

Artist

Ducttape Man! I'll mend your broken heart!

A couple dressed as a bunch of grapes

"It's our new living apart-together relationship."

"I overestimated the amount of fun you can have on a balcony."

"I can't play squash tonight, Ed. I promised Linda I'd put in a little Kama Sutra time with her before the opera."

'Sorry JD, there's been a takeover bid.'

Dentures and foot kissing

"Flowers? That's so arrogant!"