Romance Pioneers Prints

'How much older is the guy I'm dating?' Well, he can play solitaire without a computer...'

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

'Hon, I'm home!'

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

'Romeo and Julietta'

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

Romans.

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

Heart is sewn back together.

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

Woman with blouse zipped up to varying degrees. Arrows read, 'single,' 'married, 'happily married.'

"You've lost what - your Mojo!"

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

'Be my Valentine?'

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

'These days,' she says, 'nothing gets a rise out of him.'

'How much for NO stems?'

"Rayna, will you be my girlfriend?"

"First, you will meet Mr. Hot. Next, you will meet Mr. Cool. Then you will meet Mr. Right."

"How's this for a romantic moonlit interlude?"

"We met on Agnostic Rendezvous."

"I just really wish things could go back to the way they were when we met last Sunday."

'Let's get married,Miss Jones and have 2.8 kids!'

Another Hot and Heavy Night of Explaining

Fishing poles/Honeymoon gondolas.

A shared passion

"This new guy's really good!"

Sadomasochists in love

We're incompatible. I'm a woman, he's a Pig.

'Let's at least give the parabolic mattress a try - the Thompsons swear it saved their marriage.'

'I guess you two won't be reading the Kama Sutra again.'