Romantic Healthcare Worker Gifts

Romance during Covid-19

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

Happy Birthday to you.

'Nurse, I said x-ray, not microwave.'

Doctor carves realistic heart on a tree.

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

'Doctor Corazon, I'm in love with you. You make my right ventricle go pitter-patter.'

"Wanna do lunch?"

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

'I told you we should have packed a lunch.'

Surgeon gives nurse heart, saying, Will you be my valentine?

"Old Mrs. Cranshaw is next, Doctor. Better put on your white jacket."

"Let's not talk about your diagnosis. It depresses me too much."

Plastic Surgery

'The plastic funnel will keep him from biting his stitches.'

"That's what happens when you start a relationship at work!"

"Is this business or pleasure?"

"Is it just me? Or do I detect a certain chemistry between us?"

'I'll need four character references.'

'Nurse, has the staff been eating in pre-op again? There's mayonnaise on the scalpel.'

"But it will never work between us! Your primary concern is with the business and mine is with stakeholders!"

'That's it for today. If you have any questions, ask the nurse. I can't hear a thing with these ear plugs in.'

'I don't suffer fools gladly, Mr Fusco.'

'I fancy you like mad, Miss Prentice.'

Office Crush

"I think there's a 100 percent probability that Helen from statistics doesn't want to date you."

"Nobody's reading our company blog, we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!"

'I wouldn't say we're involved. It's more like entangled.'

"I'll consider your proposal at the next meeting."

'The amputation went well Mr. Johnstone but we have had one slight hiccup.'

"Dudley, we have to stop meeting like this - It's against safety procedures!"

'It's full of all sorts of complex exclusions and 'get out' clauses.'

"Before I give you this anonymous Valentine's card coudl you just sign this waiver confirming that you won't fall uncontrollably in love with me...or take out a sexual harassment suit!"