Workplace Romancer Gifts

"Dudley, we have to stop meeting like this - It's against safety procedures!"

'I don't suffer fools gladly, Mr Fusco.'

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Doctor carves realistic heart on a tree.

'I believe in aggressive mergers, Celia.'

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

Company Ink.

'I'll crunch the numbers and get back to you.'

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

"How does this sound: 'Single, nearly solvent company seeks relationship with like-minded, prosperous multinational.'"

'Nice try, but I'm still not feeling any chemistry between us.'

"Wanna do lunch?"

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

'Not at this time,Felton - but consider yourself bookmarked.'

"Is it just me? Or do I detect a certain chemistry between us?"

"That's what happens when you start a relationship at work!"

"Is this business or pleasure?"

'Just because you fell in love on company time is no reason why the company has to give you time off to get married on.'

"Only one Valentines card? Still could have been a lot worse!"

"But it will never work between us! Your primary concern is with the business and mine is with stakeholders!"

'We can't go on meeting like this, Brian. It's not you I want - it's your job.'

'I fancy you like mad, Miss Prentice.'

The Adventures of Morton - the feminist.

'I wouldn't say we're involved. It's more like entangled.'

Office Crush

"My, oh, my! What a fascinating guy you are, Vincent! But now, if it's not too much trouble, I'd like you to take my order."

'That is the worst excuse for forgetting to send a Valentines card that I have ever heard!'

'Watch your mouth.'

"I think there's a 100 percent probability that Helen from statistics doesn't want to date you."

"Nobody's reading our company blog, we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!"

"I'll consider your proposal at the next meeting."