Office Romance Gifts

'You're Jenny from accounting, right? I'm Brad from purchasing. How about a little merger?'

'It's full of all sorts of complex exclusions and 'get out' clauses.'

'That is the worst excuse for forgetting to send a Valentines card that I have ever heard!'

'It was a wonderful evening, Jack...please don't spoil it by asking for a promotion.'

'The girls in the office said you were very good in bed,'

Corporate Romance

'Jerry's a cryptic sort of guy,'

'He passed the first test- he's not married. Now, if he was married, would it be to a woman or a man?'

"It's a collection for Shirley. I want to take her to lunch."

"Will you marry me, Miss Schwarz?"

"There's far too much hanky panky in this office. And I'm not having it!"

"You'll note that the card isn't signed so my declaration of undying love isn't legally binding!"

'I believe in aggressive mergers, Celia.'

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

Doctor carves realistic heart on a tree.

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

Company Ink.

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

'I'll crunch the numbers and get back to you.'

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"How does this sound: 'Single, nearly solvent company seeks relationship with like-minded, prosperous multinational.'"

'Nice try, but I'm still not feeling any chemistry between us.'

"Wanna do lunch?"

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

'Not at this time,Felton - but consider yourself bookmarked.'

"Is it just me? Or do I detect a certain chemistry between us?"

"Is this business or pleasure?"

"That's what happens when you start a relationship at work!"

"Only one Valentines card? Still could have been a lot worse!"

'Just because you fell in love on company time is no reason why the company has to give you time off to get married on.'

"But it will never work between us! Your primary concern is with the business and mine is with stakeholders!"

'We can't go on meeting like this, Brian. It's not you I want - it's your job.'

'I fancy you like mad, Miss Prentice.'

'I don't suffer fools gladly, Mr Fusco.'