Office Romantic Gifts

Man in lift thinking 'Please get stuck' as woman thinks 'Please don't get stuck.'

'Not at this time,Felton - but consider yourself bookmarked.'

'If you're going to send messages of adoration on the office intranet make sure you know who's getting them.'

'Another far fetched, unlikely story about a girl falling in love with her boss.'

'We can't go on meeting like this, Brian. It's not you I want - it's your job.'

"I'm missing a significant other person in my life."

"It's not you, Rob. It's just that things are moving a little too fast."

'Watch your mouth.'

Corporate Romance

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

'It's O.K., they're temps.'

'Your home district or mine?'

The Adventures of Morton - the feminist.

'Does somebody love me?...It says 'most definitely!' - ''Wow! Ask if something else about your parents.'

'It was a wonderful evening, Jack...please don't spoil it by asking for a promotion.'

"I've always seen him as rather aloof, a typical manager...but this has made me see him in a completely new light!"

"He'd make someone a good husband if he wasn't married."

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

"I really enjoyed my first day on the job, guys!"

"This is not so exciting, now that we're married."

"It's not really serious, but I am seeing another anchor."

"Is this business or pleasure?"

"You'll note that the card isn't signed so my declaration of undying love isn't legally binding!"

'I believe in aggressive mergers, Celia.'

Doctor carves realistic heart on a tree.

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

Company Ink.

'I'll crunch the numbers and get back to you.'

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"How does this sound: 'Single, nearly solvent company seeks relationship with like-minded, prosperous multinational.'"

"Wanna do lunch?"

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

"Only one Valentines card? Still could have been a lot worse!"

"That's what happens when you start a relationship at work!"